Well, We all have write-ups and we all write for our beloved friends.But,only one gets chosen !! only one gets selected in which our (so called ) friend is made to look like a pro-sport,pro-acads, all rounder with a perfect personality and a heart of a SAINT.
We all have been living in this place called Pilani for long enough to know ,none of us are pure hearted Monks.We are shrewd,mean,clumsy and most of us don't have a clue of what is in store for us in future.
So,As the fake is already posted to pacify our parents & relatives , in our yearbooks.
The real truthful writeups about some of us follow.
To do this auspicious task I would like to take the following oath -
"I, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and expose the truth and nothing but the truth about my dear dear friends, foreign and domestic,how much ever they may hate it; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will obey the orders of any BITSIAN willing to add,change or extrapolate the facts associated with the mentioned incidents, according to no regulations and would under no circumstance reveal the source of write up
So help me God."
Sukrit Narula
“Bachna hai Hassino,lo main aa gaya” – This jaat from Rohtak has transformed into the most happening dudes on campus within no time. His needs really are very limited and contended to only toaster, heater, ice box and not to mention his Room Cooler. His sense of humor & his ability to text (at the speed of light) along with his 1000 body creams help him get girls like nothing else. This loving, caring, awesome bro will be remembered for (not only his endless food stock) his love for the Gultland, bollywood,Delhi daredevils(one of the very few left),PJ’s,Chemistry,Fb stocking & not to forget GIRLS.
Sachin Bharadwaj(Birdie)
If you see a 18 something walking with red mickey mouse sweatshirt, and a yellow cap, briskly walking towards you, thats him.Youngest of the lot and probably the sharpest, this quizzard has done it all that is worth doing.(except sex, so far).Known for is overwhelming ‘FAACK’ response to extraordinary things,ever so restless this Scottish bihari is fickle minded on everything.’eee?bio?cat?ias?’ and the famous ‘J?K?D?L?Oh!’,finally settling on one ‘R’ for the time. Besides all, he is a true buddy.
Sid J <whats the POA Man!!>
‘Aie Masakali’ by Siddharth Jain puts even Rebecca Black to shame.His chartbuster although is ‘I kissed a Guy’ by SidJ feat'The Appendix Guy'.Jain is best when it comes to chool.Or as his soulmate calls it‘Tafri’.This forgetful,carefree,business minded guy is gifted with handling finance,money,cellphones and everything pricey.except girls.Not so lucky in love and decision making,he is caught up with men and gays around him while it could have been Blondes.He is a friend we are proud to have.
Gaddam Shailen(Abey Chakke!!!)
This HPS alumnus clings on to his schools fading fame like a talisman. His stories about Emmanuel are still a source of comedy as are his macho repartees and excellent comebacks(read sarcasm). He is a great friend except for the monthly emotional tantrums which can be put down to hormones. His responses range from threatening to call the warden over being heckled in a game of counter-strike to tearing apart a picture with his two best friends. He is nothing less than a Tollywood drama queen and has recently found his Bollywood hero in Sukrit Narula.
Prashant Sharma(Phugga)
Prashant Gupta also popularly known as Phugga, is mostly seen wondering in random bhawans and living off the food of random people. His dandruff –ful hair, his chest hair and his new French beard makes him a perfect repellent for anybody. His hold over the Math courses and his wonderful photography skill make this lad, an multi-talented being. He will always be remembered as a very helpful, caring and resourceful person.
This is just a start, there are more to follow.Look out for Sachin Sethi,Abhinav Sharma ,Kartik Gandhi and more write-ups you wish you had written.
